This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.
When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…
I wanted to be her. And I did. I became her. We even share the same name. I was a fucking braces-wearing nature nutball for my childhood.
I didn’t have the braces but man I was so close to being her, the glasses the braids. My mom loved to take pictures of nature and my dad like to be in it, so close right down to the crabby older sister. I blame the fact that I never became Eliza Thornberry on the fact that my mom never let my dad buy a Camper.
You just called me Debbie. This is war.
You have no idea how many comparisons I made between you two when we were kids but i can promise you you will not win this battle.
I HAVE MORE TO SAY ON THIS SUBJECT BUT TUMBLR WILL NOT COOPERATE.
At any rate, you’re totally Donny.